Steve gets drunk and falls down, but always gives good hugs. Patrick is smart enough to keep his mouth shut so everyone likes him. Stay away from Kalaisha, she's bad luck. Nixon thinks she's still president, but if she's yelling and bossing you around you totally don't have to listen anymore. Ian is also loud, and was once president, and takes nice pictures. Doughnut is the president now and continues the tradition of loud-bossyness. Cameron is VP and plans to shoot someone in the head any day now, watch yourself. Brian takes good notes at the meetings but lives in Hillsboro so will never ever have street cred. Jimmy "Bone" seems really nice, but he's from Canada so don't trust him. Tracy can accesorize and will also take good care of you if you stay at her house. Aly will try to get you to go see her band. Tim Tate will try to play electronic music. You can count on Farrah to say something insane, inappropriate or completely irrelevant. Junior used us and threw us away. Susan will mother you if you let her, she will also make out with you if you let her. Emily will always be thinking about how much better that could be designed. Bob will draw pictures of monkeys throwing poo. Bailly just had a baby girl that Steve will eventually date. Anthony will pick you up in the hooch wagon. He is also an A-hole. Matt is that guy. Eric sees dead people. Sean will most likely be topless. Baker is no longer a baker. Travis lives in NYC. You will probably see Dave's balls. Thank Teresa for the kick-ass 2007 Scooterista Calendar, if you don't have one, you're a total douche. Terry is that old guy you thought was a pedophile, but he's mostly harmless. We think. Soupcan on the other hand is quite harmful. Do not approach him. Do not make eye contact. Make yourself look big and fierce whenever you're in his presence.